A Parody (The Fat Lady)

THE FAT LADY

by Susan Abraham

The Fat woman, like a doll from plastic balls
sings and blinks and winks and drinks.

She dances with a pounce and hefty trounce
she tosses up her petticotes...a flabby baby bounce.

She slips over her husband again and again
and slides down him like a cushion in pain.

The fat woman with her collection of rubber moons
will float and swim from chin to skin.

Like water, frenzy in a drowning bladder
making rough wide love with a buxomy shudder.

Sing not and want not while you murmur a gentle croon
and the fat woman will take up your welcoming lusty tune.

Sing not and want not, and monkey up a nasty drunk
and the fat woman will flee you like a puzzled smelly skunk.


Picture from Botero